Updog A joke that was good the first time you heard it, but then

Updog A joke that was good the first time you heard it, but then got shitty after the seventh time you heard it. “Dude, it smells like updog in here.” “What’s updog?” “Nothing much how about you?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” “WHAT’S UPDOG? YOU SON OF A FISH! TELL ME!” via

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#阿乐留声机# “Nothing's gonna change my love for you.You oughta know

#阿乐留声机# “Nothing's gonna change my love for you.You oughta know by now how much I love you.The world may change my whole life through, but nothing's gonna change my love for you.”《Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You》Westlife 新浪娱乐的微博视频 via 新浪娱乐的微博

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But I Can't

But I Can't Time will say nothing but I told you so, Time only knows the price we have to pay; If I could tell you I would let you know. If we should weep when clowns put on their show, If we should stumble when musicians play, Time will say nothing but I told you so. There are no fortunes to be"told, although, Because I love you more than I can say, If I could tell you I would let you know. The winds must come from somewhere when they blow, There must be reasons why the leaves decay; Time will say nothing but I told you so. Perhaps the roses really want to grow, The vision seriously intends to stay; If I could tell you I would let you know. Suppose the lions all get up and go, And all the brooks and soldiers run away; Will Time say nothing but I told you so? If I could tell you I would let you know. October 1940 Wystan Hugh Auden #诗歌

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You guys want to fooling around the story and want everyone to b

You guys want to fooling around the story and want everyone to believe that your story is all good. Why not tell everyone that you called me through phone pleading on me that you and your husband can’t open a bank account because you have no business to declare in Philippines because your husband job is in POGO. You use my business to declare as you are the owner and the bank approved it. So you think everything is free? You use my business and every time you have huge transactions to your account the bank called me to ask a TAX report because there’s a huge amount and you always say it’s from the business of mine and I am always the one paying highly cost of TAX. And because you can’t get anything you want to gather all the information against me from the other investors who had receiving their profit every month with monthly audited reports. You also want to find people who will be fighting against me and so that all you can do? Why not get a lawyer and sort it by yourself and sue me if there’s truly something did wrong? Are you afraid that the PAOCC will investigate and arrest you for defrauding people too? A theftis afraid of theft too .

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How much does Alexa know about you? (Hint: A LOT)

How much does Alexa know about you? (Hint: A LOT) There's new research showing just how much Alexa and other smart devices spy on you (Including Siri, Google Assistant, Cortana, & Bixby) Welcome to the Surveillance Report - featuring Techlore & The New Oil to keep you updated on the newest security & privacy news. This report most notably recaps Android 12, Argentina getting pwned, breaking amazon news, wild browser fingerprinting research, Trump's new social media and what it means for you, and more. #podcast #surveillancereport #alexa #siri #google #cortana #bixby #IoT

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Inherent complexity does not go away if you close your eyes.

Inherent complexity does not go away if you close your eyes. When you choose not to care about complexity, you're merely pushing it onto other developers in your org, ops people, your customers, someone. Now they have to work around your assumptions to make sure everything keeps running smoothly. And nowadays, I'm often that someone, and I'm tired of it. Because there is a lot to like in Go at first, because it's so easy to pick up, but so hard to move away from, and because the cost of choosing it in the first place reveals itself slowly over time, and compounds, only becoming unbearable when it's much too late, this is not a discussion we can afford to ignore as an industry. Until we demand better of our tools, we are doomed to be woken up in the middle of the night, over and over again, because some nil value slipped in where it never should have. It's the Billion Dollar Mistake all over again.

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You have to understand that no one may know, and even notice how

You have to understand that no one may know, and even notice how much effort you have put into it. It doesn't matter, because from the beginning, it's not for others, but for yourself. 你得明白,可能没有人会知道,甚至注意到你付出了多大的努力,这没关系,因为从一开始,这就不是为了别人,而是为了自己。 #英文短句#华伦天奴晚宴

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